And the winner is.....

In first place, receiving 20.6 percent of the vote:

Elseviersaurus has the librarian tight in his gaping ravenous jaws. --submitted by Angie Chapple-Sokol

Tying for second, both with 14.7 percent of the vote:

Nancy once again curses her library education for not properly preparing her for the real world reference interview. -- submitted by Winona Salesky

Finally, some brain food! --submitted by Zhanna Gordon